I know it´s not my turn, but does anyone know from which episode this quote is? (I don´t know the answer, I was just wondering because it doesn´t even sound familiar to me)
"Ok, I was thinking something like this lifeguard. Is there a straight guy version of that, because that would be perfect for me."
I think you´re right. It´s when Lois said to Malcolm "You cheated" then she looked to Reese and said "you let him cheat for you?" and finally asked the teacher "you gave something Malcolm wrote an F?"
I guess it's said in Tutoring Reese as well but it wasn't the one I was thinking of. How can I give a clue that doesn't give it away? Ok, it's said by Dewey.