As you know, I live in New Jersey, Southern, NJ and I'll even tell you that I live in Atlantic County, if you need to be that specific, Dewey. although, I must say that I live ther 51% of the time, the other 49% of my time is spent in a world, far away from here. there, there is no unhappiness, and everyone has large helpings of mashed potatoes for dinner. The name of the planet is not possible in his tounge, or any other earthly tounge. I will call it potato for now. Potato is the third world colonized by the First Empire, whose Emperor is writing to you now. Tuis world is favored by the Emperor because of the lax life style, and abundance of tomatoes, and they make ketchup. All the potatoes are imported.
My world is weird... And I just made that up from the top of my head, so enjoy the story.