I'm gonna make another episode thing with Malcolm now, OK? Here it is!:
*Houseboat*
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Here I am, writing in a stupid journal.(I really should be back scrubbing the chimney. Like Reese.)Anyway, let me start from the beginning.
Me, Reese, Dewey and Stevie were going onto a houseboat this weekend. Sure it'll be bitter and boring, but I guess I can make it worthwhile. It all started when we were the thrift store with Reese, Dewey, Mom and Dad. There was this really cool girl at the store, and we had been looking at sunglasses. While in the background, Dad was in wicked small, tight Speedos. Yeah, you can see where that leads to. The guards, a lady who was offended from Dad flirting with her even though it wasn't Mom and he was trying to get me over there to help, and the girl was there bla bla bla bla bla it goes on and on, doesn't it? Anyway, I had derailed the girl off of the "nutcase" and saying I didn't know him and ran off with her to pick out a surfboard. Oh yeah, and Reese shot a speargun at a fake dummy, and Dewey tipped over a huge basketball hoop demolishing boxes and clothesracks, with an annoyed Mom running around frantically to handle us. It's fun to be awry and destructive! Although, I'm calm, cool and collected....who am I kidding?
So Mom screamed at me for about a half and hour for Dad almost being put in jail and becoming an offender. And I was convinced Dad hated me and now liked Reese better, wait, I'm a genius, right? Why am I falling for that crud? Reese is just being a jerk! So anyway, that was all basically over and Mom was on the phone meanwhile while I was trying to struggle to apologize to Dad and was shut out by Reese, and I guess Francis is trying to go to Alaska or something? I don't know, but I'm sure it's dumb.
That weekend, we had had a blast:Kidding! SInce when do I HAVE a good time?! I'll list what went wrong this weekend in bulletins:
-I'm stuck fishing with Dad, only he bought this awesome fishing rod for me so it was kind of bittersweet.
-On top of that, our boat is going elsewhere to an empty lake besides the hot cheerleader camp me, Reese and Stevie discovered....
-Reese and Stevie are rubbing it in that they got to go to the camp
-There's nothing to do and I have to get up at 5am in a cramped bed
That's my weekend! And I guess Kitty and Abe having been going through some issues. That's my guess, kind of like Francis's thing. I wonder what's going on with him? So to wrap it all up, me and Dad were on our last day on the hosueboat and we were fishing out in the once again empty lake and I was counting the sweat that dropped from his ear, 167 to be exact! He admitted it was boring and "there probvably isn't a darn fish in this whole lake!" and I apologzied for what happened at the thrift store and that there was a girl. I was truly sorry and he accepted the apology. It was a nice moment in the trip! Wow! I can't believe it! Something.....nice! And then I was catching a fish and caught a HUGE fish! It was awesome! Dad helped me out and were gonna eat well that night! But then I went from 6 years old, back to 13. Dad asked, "Huh...isn't this brother's shirt?". There was a party going on at that camp and there was clothes everywhere in the water. I then actually KICKED Dad off of the boat and sped away on the boat to the camp, I wa so gorunded! He caught onto the boat and asked, "Why?". I kicked his hand, up to his face and knocked him out of the boat again. He yelled, "You are in so much trouble!" and I said, "I know!" I said I couldn't believe it, either and headed to paradise.
So that was my weekend. I can't stop smiling and we're grounded. WHich brings us back to the beginning of my journal entry. And speaking of Francis, to top it all off, Mom then recived a note that said Francis got legally emancipated from Marlin Academy and was moving to Alaska. They didn't get a say in this at all and neither did we, this is going to be new...........
Well how did you like it?
--CJMAN327
*Houseboat*
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Here I am, writing in a stupid journal.(I really should be back scrubbing the chimney. Like Reese.)Anyway, let me start from the beginning.
Me, Reese, Dewey and Stevie were going onto a houseboat this weekend. Sure it'll be bitter and boring, but I guess I can make it worthwhile. It all started when we were the thrift store with Reese, Dewey, Mom and Dad. There was this really cool girl at the store, and we had been looking at sunglasses. While in the background, Dad was in wicked small, tight Speedos. Yeah, you can see where that leads to. The guards, a lady who was offended from Dad flirting with her even though it wasn't Mom and he was trying to get me over there to help, and the girl was there bla bla bla bla bla it goes on and on, doesn't it? Anyway, I had derailed the girl off of the "nutcase" and saying I didn't know him and ran off with her to pick out a surfboard. Oh yeah, and Reese shot a speargun at a fake dummy, and Dewey tipped over a huge basketball hoop demolishing boxes and clothesracks, with an annoyed Mom running around frantically to handle us. It's fun to be awry and destructive! Although, I'm calm, cool and collected....who am I kidding?
So Mom screamed at me for about a half and hour for Dad almost being put in jail and becoming an offender. And I was convinced Dad hated me and now liked Reese better, wait, I'm a genius, right? Why am I falling for that crud? Reese is just being a jerk! So anyway, that was all basically over and Mom was on the phone meanwhile while I was trying to struggle to apologize to Dad and was shut out by Reese, and I guess Francis is trying to go to Alaska or something? I don't know, but I'm sure it's dumb.
That weekend, we had had a blast:Kidding! SInce when do I HAVE a good time?! I'll list what went wrong this weekend in bulletins:
-I'm stuck fishing with Dad, only he bought this awesome fishing rod for me so it was kind of bittersweet.
-On top of that, our boat is going elsewhere to an empty lake besides the hot cheerleader camp me, Reese and Stevie discovered....
-Reese and Stevie are rubbing it in that they got to go to the camp
-There's nothing to do and I have to get up at 5am in a cramped bed
That's my weekend! And I guess Kitty and Abe having been going through some issues. That's my guess, kind of like Francis's thing. I wonder what's going on with him? So to wrap it all up, me and Dad were on our last day on the hosueboat and we were fishing out in the once again empty lake and I was counting the sweat that dropped from his ear, 167 to be exact! He admitted it was boring and "there probvably isn't a darn fish in this whole lake!" and I apologzied for what happened at the thrift store and that there was a girl. I was truly sorry and he accepted the apology. It was a nice moment in the trip! Wow! I can't believe it! Something.....nice! And then I was catching a fish and caught a HUGE fish! It was awesome! Dad helped me out and were gonna eat well that night! But then I went from 6 years old, back to 13. Dad asked, "Huh...isn't this brother's shirt?". There was a party going on at that camp and there was clothes everywhere in the water. I then actually KICKED Dad off of the boat and sped away on the boat to the camp, I wa so gorunded! He caught onto the boat and asked, "Why?". I kicked his hand, up to his face and knocked him out of the boat again. He yelled, "You are in so much trouble!" and I said, "I know!" I said I couldn't believe it, either and headed to paradise.
So that was my weekend. I can't stop smiling and we're grounded. WHich brings us back to the beginning of my journal entry. And speaking of Francis, to top it all off, Mom then recived a note that said Francis got legally emancipated from Marlin Academy and was moving to Alaska. They didn't get a say in this at all and neither did we, this is going to be new...........
Well how did you like it?
--CJMAN327