After giving it much thought, I have decided to post a fanfiction story about two of Fox's funniest shows... MITM (of course) and Family Guy! When you read it, think of Roger Rabbit (where people/cartoons interact with each other on a daily basis). I will write it in a script type format, like:
Reese: You suck butt!
Malcolm: Well, your dumb!
Get the drift? Okay, lets start!
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It is a cloudy, dark day in the city of Quahog, Rhode Island. Large amounts of rain were expected to be hitting the city. Everyone was advised by the local media to stay put indoors. One family was content with this.......the Griffins!
(Close up of the house before camera moves inside. The family is sitting in the living room, watching tv. There is a old Frankestien movie on. Peter has a weird look on his face.)
Peter: Why does he HAVE to have those metal things on his neck?
Brian: That is where the electricity entered him when the Dr. created him.
Peter: I bet when he goes to stores and stuff, they say to him "Got screwed!" Get it? HEAHH HA HA AHHAH AHA!(this is that REAL stupid but funny laugh he does)
Stewie just rolls his eyes.
Stewie: Yes, yes, very funny, fat ma.....
(The camera shows the tv screen. a newscaster is on it)
Newsman: We interrupt your movie with an urgent bulliten! It seems that the rain and clouds are part of a giant hurricane that will slam in to Quahog in about...(checks watch) three minutes?! Well, screw you poor saps, Im outta here!
(He runs away off the tv screen. The Griffins are all just sitting there.)
Peter: What should we do right now....oh, yeah....AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Peter panics and starts to run around the room. Chris, his almost as stupid son, joins)
Peter/Chris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Lois:Can we PLEASE be calm?! (Peter/Chris stop) We need to pile into the bathroom. Its safe in there!
Peter: Good thinking, Lois! Alright lets go!
(The family heads to bathroom and goes inside. It is quite small. Peter shuts the door. The Griffins sit there for a second before Brian smells something.)
Brian: What the....Peter! Did you fart?!
Peter: Uh...no........
Brian: Yes you....
Peter: Okay, I did!
Rest of family: UGGHHH!!!!!!!
(LATER......the family had fallen asleep. Peter wakes up.)
Peter: I wonder if this hurricane crap is over.
(Peter opens the bathroom door to find that the bathroom is the only room left standing. The rest of the house, as with everyone on the neighborhood, was leveled to the ground. Lois wakes up next and sees this.)
Lois: THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
Peter: OUR HOUSE!
Lois: THE STREET!
Peter: Screw the neighborhood and the street...OUR HOUSE!
Lois: What are we and the whole neighborhood going to do?!
Peter: I dont know, Lois....I dont know.......
(The camera backs away as they stand there, looking at the neighborhood. It is silent until Peter starts giggling.)
Lois: Did you fart again!!!!
Peter: HEAHHAHAHAHA...yes.
END OF CHAPTER ONE............................................
The rest of the story will take place in the MITM universe. See what happens in the next chapter! Oh, and for a note, absolutely no disrespect was meant to hurricane victims in New Orleans or anywhere else.