Wilkersons, meet the Griffins! part 11
NOTE* Sorry for the two week long haitus, but after learning of MITM's cancellation I kinda didn't want to finish the story. But then I decided that would be kinda crappy of me and I have come to terms with the show ending, so I feel I can write this now. I dedicate this part(and the whole fic) to the cast/crew of MITM. Thanks for all the laughs, guys and gals. God bless.
Ok then, on to the fic!....................................................................
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It was Friday afternoon at the Wilkerson household. The friends of Bill and Molly(see last chapter) were still lounging around the house, waiting for any of it's inhabitants to show their faces. The friends totalled 20 people. The Wilkersons and Griffins were pacing around inside the house, thinking of what to do.
Reese: At least my apprentice whipped Bill's sorry ass!
Lois W: Reese, don't use that language! And thanks to you teaching Chris how to fight, we are now under seige!
Reese(gets that dumb look): Cool, a seige!
Malcolm: Reese, you are so friggen stupid!(to camera)
We have been stuck in here all morning and afternoon! We can't go outside or anything!
Brian: Well, what you guys did can't be as bad as what I did at the middle school.
Lois W: What do you mean?
Brian: Well.......(tells story of fighting Mr.Forkoner)
Reese:....wow! You rock!
Lois W: Dewey! You hit your principal in the head with a book?! A book?!
Dewey: He was trying to hurt us..well, him(points to Brian)
Lois W: We'll talk about this later, young man!
Peter: I wish I could go back in time and beat up my school principal.
Lois W(rolls eyes): Well, at least we are all here and we......(her mouth comes open) oh no...HAL!
Malcolm: Oh crap! I forgot about dad!
Lois W: How will he get in the house when he gets home from work?!
Malcolm: I don't know!
LATER...
Hal is driving to the house. He has a smile on his face, but he pulls on their street and sees all the people standing around the house.
Hal: What the..?
Hal pulls the car over to a clump of trees and gets out. He hides behind a large tree and takes out his cell phone. He calls the house.
Lois W: Hello?
Hal: Lois, who are all those people?
Lois W: Oh, Hal! It's you. Listen, you can't come in the house.
Hal: What?! Why?
Lois W: It's a long story. But you can't get in.
Hal: But I have to get in the house! 24 starts it's new season tonight! I want to know what is going on with Jack!
Lois W: Oh for..! Go to a motel!
Hal:...What if they don't have the channel?
Lois W: My goodness...Hal, here's Peter.
Peter gets on the phone.
Peter: Hal, I have an idea! Go to the house across the street from this one. That is where Quagmire is staying. He probably has a tv you can use!
Hal: Thanks!
Hal hangs up and gets back in the car. He drives to the house directly across the street from his. He goes to the front door and knocks. Quagmire comes to the door with the two girls in tow.
Quagmire: Hey! Your Hal, aren't you?
Hal: Uh, yeah. Peter said you would let me stay here.
Quagmire: I guess you can. Come in!
Hal goes in and closes the door.
Hal: The real reason I want to stay here is..well...I want to watch the season premiere of 24.
Quagmire: What about your family and friends over there? Aren't you going to help them out?
Hal kinda stands there and thinks.
Hal: Your right! I have to help them. But how?
Hal then gets an idea.
Hal: Does this house have a large basement?
Quagmire: Yeah.
Hal: And you have a pickax dont you?
Quagmire: Yeah. What are you planning?
Hal: Im planning the best plan ever!
Back at the Wilkerson house...
The crowd have started to throw rocks at the windows.
Lois W: I swear if they brake the windows Ill call all their parents!
Lois G: That's not a very good plan.
Peter: Why don't we just shoot them?
Lois G. punches him in the arm.
Peter: What was that for?!
Lois G: We can't shoot kids!
Stewie: If I still had my mind control gun, this would be over by now.
Reese: Hey! Mind control! That gives me an idea!
Malcolm: What?
Reese: Ill open the window and then Ill get the crowds attention and then Ill HYPNOTIZE them! Sweet plan, huh?!
The others all roll their eyes, except Peter.
Peter: That's.....brilliant!
Malcolm: No it's not! It's stupid!
Reese: Your just jealous of my awesome powers!
Lois W: Reese, shut up!
The phone rings and Chris gets it. He then gives the phone to Lois W.
Chris: It's the American Red Cross.
Lois W: Hello? Yes, it's the Wilkerson house. Yes. What?....Ok, that's good news! Thank you!
She hangs the phone up and looks at everyone.
Lois W: They said that you could all go home!
The Griffins give a sigh of relief.
Brian: It has been an eventful time, to say the least.
Peter: Yep! Like the other day when Hal and I got drunk! Heehahehahaahahaha(this is his stupid trademark laugh).
Lois G: But we have to get out of the house first. How do we do that? Hey, Malcolm, you are your family's genius. Do you have any ideas?
Malcolm: Umm.....no.
Lois G: Great.
Stewie: I have an idea! But Im going to need some useless metal laying here in the house and Ill need Malcolm' help.
Malcolm: What are we doing?
Stewie: Youll see! Now collect some metal!
Malcolm(to camera):
I can't believe I am following the orders of a baby! How crappier can you get?
Meanwhile, at the semiQuagmire house...
Hal is in the basement with a pickax. He spits on his hands and gets ready.
Hal: Alright! Here we go!
Hal starts to break the cement floor. It is clear now that he is trying to build an underground tunnel.(From now on when Hal is shown, the
Great Escape music plays.)
Back at the Wilkerson house...
Metal is laying in the living room. The metal consist of forks and spoons, metal toys, useless metal stuff, and so on.
Stewie: This will work fine!
Dewey: But do we have to mess up MY toys?
Reese: Yeah. Since your the youngest, your stuff doesn't matter as much. So HAHA!
Lois W. slaps his head.
Lois W: Don't make fun of your brother. Now Stewie, I still don't understand what your going to do.
Stewie: Woman, Malcolm and I are going to use this metal and build a small driling machine! We shall drill underground a little and then get outside to the car. We will then pile in and escape to the airport.
Brian:...I don't know if that will work.
Stewie: Of course it will! Now here are the plans(the plans are on a white paper drawn in crayon.)
Malcolm: So we just build it like on here?
Stewie: Yep! Now let's get to it!
Stewie has a weilding kit he found in the garage and starts melting some of the metal to parts. Malcolm is following the plan and putting the stuff together.
Stewie: This won't take too long, so I suggest that everyone in my family pack up and get ready to go!
At the semiQuagmire house...
(remember,
Great Escape music playing) Hal has dug a small hole and is standing in it. While slamming the pick down, he hits a blue thing.
Hal: What's that?
He looks closer and sees it is a water pipe. All of a sudden, the water explodes out of the small hole and the pipe bursts apart. Water is shooting right into Hal's face.
Hal: AGHHHGHHHHHHH!!!!
Back at the Wilkerson house...
Brian is getting his things in his bag. Reese and Dewey are there.
Dewey: So you guys are leaving?
Brian: IF we get out of this house alive, then yes.
Reese and Dewey kinda tilt their heads.
Reese: That sucks.
Dewey: yeah. You kick ass, Mr.Brian.
Brian(smiles): Thanks guys. That means alot. And Dewey, thank you for saving my skin at the middle school. Your principal would have killed me!
They laugh.
Meanwhile, Lois G. and Peter are packing too. Lois W. is helping them.
Lois W: Im really glad I let you guys stay here.
Lois G: Us too. Ill never forget it.
Lois W: Thank you.(she shakes Lois G's hand.)
Peter: I just wish Hal were here.
Stewie(yelling): It's finished! Come on, were getting outta here!
Everyone goes to the living room. Malcolm and Stewie are standing there with the drill machine.
Malcolm: I hope it works.
Stewie: If you followed my plan, it should. Were gonna drill through the garage. Come on!
They all head out there. Megan is walking beside Malcolm.
Megan: You think it will work?
Malcolm: I hope. I mainly built the damn thing.
Megan: Well, if this doesn't work and we end up dying somehow....(she kisses Malcolm on the lips, tounge and all.)
Malcolm is standing there with that look on his face.
Malcolm(to camera):
Wow! I wish I had more life and death situations with her more often!
Meanwhile, at the semiQuagmire house...
(
Great Escape music) Hal has managed to get underground and has dug a small portion of the tunnel. He lying flat on his stomach and is trying to pick in front of himself.
Hal: Lois! Im...'cough' coming!!!
Hal keeps picking, little by little
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NOTE* Hope everyone liked it! This is one of my favs so far. Part 12 will be the final part. I just hope everyone has really liked the story. I have had loads of fun writing it! Sorry if the fic got a little sentimental right there with the goodbyes. Anyway, please read AND REPLY! And once again, this part and the whole fic is dedicated to the cast/crew of MITM. You guys always have and always will rock!
