I saw a MITM flyswatter on EBAY the other day. Not even joking.
And to answer Malcoholic's question (is he still around?), Emmy DVDs have a few (two to four) episodes of a show. They're not supposed to be the best eps; they are supposed to show different "sides" of the show, per se.
The Malcolm in the Middle Emmy DVDs can be found on EBAY.
I own one with the episodes "Vegas", "Dewey's Special Class", and "Ida's Boyfriend" on it. I recieve DVDs like that all the time, seeing as how my mother works at HBO. There are even more around Emmy season. Funny the things that people will just throw away...
you wanna follow the laws of man?
bloody apron, leg of lamb.
it's so hard to win...
when there's so much to lose.