Lol right. Sorry. Ok, why don't you answer these questions and I'll give you a step-by-step guide.
Do you have Nero? (if not, do you have Roxio Easy Media Creator? If not, do you have any video editing programs? If not, get one. Which did you get?)
Ok, begin by Googling DVD Shrink and downloading a copy of that. (it does illegal things, so it can be tough to find, but you're going to use it for a perfectly legal purpose.
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Open up DVD Shrink and choose Open Disc, and open up the DVD. Then choose Backup and choose ISO file, saving that file to somewhere you can find it later, like your desktop.
Let me know if you get lost doing that.
or maybe whomever you're sending it to is more intelligent and can figure out how a VOB file works?