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tony_montana
Oct 18, 2005, 11:21 PM
After giving it much thought, I have decided to post a fanfiction story about two of Fox's funniest shows... MITM (of course) and Family Guy! When you read it, think of Roger Rabbit (where people/cartoons interact with each other on a daily basis). I will write it in a script type format, like:
Reese: You suck butt!
Malcolm: Well, your dumb!
Get the drift? Okay, lets start!
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It is a cloudy, dark day in the city of Quahog, Rhode Island. Large amounts of rain were expected to be hitting the city. Everyone was advised by the local media to stay put indoors. One family was content with this.......the Griffins!
(Close up of the house before camera moves inside. The family is sitting in the living room, watching tv. There is a old Frankestien movie on. Peter has a weird look on his face.)
Peter: Why does he HAVE to have those metal things on his neck?
Brian: That is where the electricity entered him when the Dr. created him.
Peter: I bet when he goes to stores and stuff, they say to him "Got screwed!" Get it? HEAHH HA HA AHHAH AHA!(this is that REAL stupid but funny laugh he does)
Stewie just rolls his eyes.
Stewie: Yes, yes, very funny, fat ma.....
(The camera shows the tv screen. a newscaster is on it)
Newsman: We interrupt your movie with an urgent bulliten! It seems that the rain and clouds are part of a giant hurricane that will slam in to Quahog in about...(checks watch) three minutes?! Well, screw you poor saps, Im outta here!
(He runs away off the tv screen. The Griffins are all just sitting there.)
Peter: What should we do right now....oh, yeah....AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Peter panics and starts to run around the room. Chris, his almost as stupid son, joins)
Peter/Chris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Lois:Can we PLEASE be calm?! (Peter/Chris stop) We need to pile into the bathroom. Its safe in there!
Peter: Good thinking, Lois! Alright lets go!
(The family heads to bathroom and goes inside. It is quite small. Peter shuts the door. The Griffins sit there for a second before Brian smells something.)
Brian: What the....Peter! Did you fart?!
Peter: Uh...no........
Brian: Yes you....
Peter: Okay, I did!
Rest of family: UGGHHH!!!!!!!
(LATER......the family had fallen asleep. Peter wakes up.)
Peter: I wonder if this hurricane crap is over.
(Peter opens the bathroom door to find that the bathroom is the only room left standing. The rest of the house, as with everyone on the neighborhood, was leveled to the ground. Lois wakes up next and sees this.)
Lois: THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
Peter: OUR HOUSE!
Lois: THE STREET!
Peter: Screw the neighborhood and the street...OUR HOUSE!
Lois: What are we and the whole neighborhood going to do?!
Peter: I dont know, Lois....I dont know.......
(The camera backs away as they stand there, looking at the neighborhood. It is silent until Peter starts giggling.)
Lois: Did you fart again!!!!
Peter: HEAHHAHAHAHA...yes.
END OF CHAPTER ONE............................................
The rest of the story will take place in the MITM universe. See what happens in the next chapter! Oh, and for a note, absolutely no disrespect was meant to hurricane victims in New Orleans or anywhere else.

tony_montana
Oct 25, 2005, 01:05 AM
NOTE: I notice that my other thread (part one) has over 30 views but no replies. Come on people! Please reply! Anyway, I better start chapter 2 now. Here it goes!
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(sing along) Yes, no, maybe, I dont know. Can you repeat the question?
Your not the boss of me now! Your not the boss of me now! Your not the boss of me now and your not so big! Your not the boss of me now! Your not the boss of me now! Your not the boss of me now! And your not so big! Life is unfair..........................
It is a regular day at the Wilkerson home. The boys are being roused by Lois for school. Even though, since it is a holiday, they only have to go for a couple of hours. Lois is already getting irritated at the school for the hours.
Lois: What do these people think? Do they believe WE have time to take off of work to pick up our kids? What the he.....
(Switch to Malcolm, who, along with Dewey and Reese, are coming downstairs.)
Malcolm: (camera) Mom is really pissed at the school right now. For once, I have to agree with her. Going to school for three hours. Pshh..
Dewey is the only happy one, as his middle school is closed completely.
Dewey: Hey mom, I can watch tv all morning, can I?
Lois: Sure.
Reese(looking mad): Yeah, rub it in, like Ill rub my fist into your face!
Dewey: MOM!
Lois: Reese! Behave yourself!
Hal runs into the kitchen.
Hal: I have my big promotion meeting today! Wish me luck!
Boys: Grumble......
Lois: Alright! Good luck, honey!
Hal: Thanks! (they kiss and he rushes out.)
Lois: Boys, we have to go. Now Dewey, be good here at the house. Ill be here at lunch time.
Dewey: Okay!
Malcolm and Reese look pissed of as they head out the door with Lois.
Dewey: Ahhh! (He walks over to a air gutter and pulls out a hidden cigarette. He also pulls out a lighter. He lights the cig up and starts to smoke it.) Great flavor!
He turns on the tv while still smoking the cig. There is a Red Cross commercial on.
Red cross guy: And we beg all Americans to give to the Red Cross in this time of need for the city of Quahog. To help, you can give money or adopt a family for a short amount of time. Call us for info. Tha.......
Dewey changes the channel. He changes it to Ultimate Power Rangers.
Dewey: How did I ever like these guys?
LATER............................................. .......................................
It is about 11:30. Lois walks in the door while Dewey is spread out on the couch.
Lois: Hey, Dewey. (she sniffs) Why is there an aroma of....air freshner?
Dewey: I...uh....it smelled in here.....huh.....so I sprayed some.
Lois: Huh. Well, go wash up, Ill make some lunch for us.
Dewey: Okay.
Dewey rushes to the bathroom. Lois turns the tv on. The red cross is on tv. The commercial is at the begining.
Red cross: Hello. This is an urgent message from the American Red Cross. We are in dire need of funds for the hurricane relief in Quahog, Rhode Island. So please, please, donate. And, if you desire, you can adopt a family for a little while. This is where you call us, and we let a family in need come stay with you for a while. Call us for more info. Thank you.
Lois was hooked on the commercial.
Lois: Those poor people!
Lois rushes to the phone. She calls the American Red Cross.........
LATER................ Reese and Malcolm climb in the car, as Lois had come to pick them up. Dewey is there too.
Lois: Boys, I must tell you something........
Reese: Is this is a sex ed talk, dont worry, I know ALL about it!
Lois: No boys, this is about helping people.
Malcolm: Like me helping Stevie?
Reese: Like me adjusting a kid's teeth for him with my knuckles?
Lois: No! Just be quiet! I have decided to do something that none of you, even your father, may not approve of..
Malcolm: Like what?
Lois: Welll.............................................
END of part 2. Tell me what you think PLEASE! I hope you like it thus far, and wait until part 3 for the fun parts to begin! Anyway, please reply this time!

yardgames
Oct 25, 2005, 08:57 AM
Well, as a moderator, I have to take a look at all the threads, but I'm afraid I'm not a Family Guy person, so there's not much I have to contribute. I'm sure it's very good though--thanks for sharing!

Wildcat
Oct 25, 2005, 03:57 PM
I don't watch family guy either, but the MITM part was good. :)

p3simpson
Oct 26, 2005, 05:30 PM
I liked both parts, but I don't think Dewey is likely to some a cigarette. I think he would know better and if so he is probley more likely to get caught.

tony_montana
Oct 27, 2005, 01:21 AM
I hope everyone has enjoyed the other two parts of this story. There are many more chapter to come! Lois reveals the big suprise to the boys!
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Lois and the boys were in the car after she picked up Reese and Malcolm from school. Dewey was off that day, but still in the car, since he was forced to ride along to hear the "big suprise".
Lois: Alright, boys, I wasn't to sure if I wanted to tell you so soon, but I decided to do something for another family.
Reese: So this isn't about OUR Christmas gifts?
Lois: Ah..no.
Reese: Crap.
Lois: Just be quiet. Anyway, Im sure all of you know about the hurricane that went through Quahog, Rhode Island a few days ago.
The boys are just sitting there with nondescript looks on their faces, as they did not really care.
Lois: Well, Dewey was watching tv earlier, and I saw a Red Cross message on tv. It said that the hurricane families need money OR........someplace to stay for a while...
The boys caught on real quick to the way their mother stressed the words "someplace to stay for a while".
Malcolm: Mom, youre not saying......
Lois: Yes. I signed us up with the Red Cross for the "adopt a family program."
The boys groan VERY loudly.
Reese: Where do you think they are going to sleep? We have almost no room at all....
Lois: Reese, I said I signed us up. I dont know if we will even be accepted to adopt a fam...
Lois cell phone rang that second.
Lois: Hold on. (She took the phone out of her purse. Since they dont have much money, Lois has an outdated cell phone from 1996.)
Lois: Hello? Oh hi, Miss Schroder! Yes, we spoke earlier about the adopt a family program! REALLY! Thats great! Thanks! We will be there tommarow! Bye!
Lois hung the phone up and glanced at the boys. They knew the answer. They were accepted into the program.
Lois: Now boys, we will make room in the house! Dont worry. And for the record, that couch is big enough for at LEAST two people.
Malcolm: And who will be sleeping on it?
Lois: Two of you boys, of course.
All three of the boys groaned loudly again. Malcolm turned to the camera.
Malcolm: This sucks! I just know one thing! I DEFINATLEY wont be on that couch! I took that kind of crap a couple years ago when granma lived with us and ALMOST sued us! (it flashes back to that episode, "The Baby", and there are several scenes of Malcolm sleeping in a tent and then being forced to sleep in the car by Francis.) I just cant wait to see how Dad reacts to this.
They finally arive at Hal's job. They are there for just a minute when he comes out. He looks real happy. Hal gets in the front seat.
Hal: This has been an EXCELLENT day! I got the promotion which means more mon....
Lois: I have something to tell you.
Hal: Now?! (his smile faded. He turned to the boys) What have you done now?
Lois: It wasn't the boys.
Hal: That's a first.
Lois: Let me tell on the ride home......
TEN MINUTES LATER....... They arrive at home, and Hal's face is clearly white. His smile is LONG gone.
Hal: And when do we get them?
Lois: Tommarow. We go to the airport at ten thirty a.m.
Hal: MMHHHPH! (starts doing his little whining that he sometimes does, and puts his head in his hands.) And where will they sleep?
Reese: We asked the samething.
Lois: Ill figure it out. Dont worry.
Of course, when Lois was going to handle something of that nature, Hal and the boys knew the result would NOT be very pleasing to them.
Lois: Now when we get inside, I want the ENTIRE house cleaned. Everything! And if you boys dont clean your room, the bathrooms, and the kitchen, I will ground you as you have never been grounded before. It will be the mother of all grounds!
The boys are mortified.
All of them: Okay...........
Lois: Lets get to it.
They truged in, with the boys knowing the fact that if the house wasn't spotless, they would face utter temporary doom.............................................. .
END of 3rd chapter. Hope you like it so far! It gets funky in chapter 4, when the Griffins move in! And remember, keep the "Roger Rabbit" type in mind, where real people/cartoons interact on a normal basis. Weird, yes. But fun! (And it suits Malcolm in the Middle!)

tony_montana
Oct 27, 2005, 01:26 AM
Dewey is a crafty character, though. So he could get away with it. In case you are wondering, I put in the cigarette part because of this past Friday's MITM.

tony_montana
Oct 28, 2005, 12:38 AM
NOTE* This is it! The part where the Wilkersons meet the Griffins! Hope it is par with the other chapters thus far. Enjoy!
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The Wilkerson family was waiting at the airport for the Griffins to arrive. It was ten in the morning. The Griffins would be there any second. Lois was the only happy and eager of the bunch. Hal was lounging around with a long face. Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey were "acting" behaved on orders from Lois, who warned that one mishap and they would be "severly grounded". Hal starts to grow impatient.
Hal: Come on, where are they?
Lois: Just be patient, Hal. They will be here soon.
Hal: Well, Im hungry, so I want to get something to eat.
Lois: Let's just wait for the Griffins to get here, and we will all go eat breakfest at the cafe near the entrence.
Hal: But we dont KNOW these people!
Lois: Well, this will be an excellent oppurtunity to get to know them! Now be QUIET!
Hal groaned at for once, felt like the boys. Hal, in a fit of desperation, walked over to the boys, who were sitting on a bench "acting" behaved.
Hal (whispering): Boys, I thought I would never EVER ask you this, but I need one of your crazy schemes.
Reese: What do you mean?
Hal: Look, if we make asses of ourselves, then NO ONE would want to come live with us. And I know one thing for certain. You boys are GREAT at making asses of yourselves. So quick, come up with something!
Malcolm: Too late. Look at mom.
Hal turned around to see Lois waving at a family. A family who Hal could tell was DEFINATLY from Quahog.(remember, the Griffins are cartoons, okay? If you dont know that by now, you are an idiot.)
Lois: Hal! Look! It's them! Look like your excited! Wave! Boys! Wave them over, too!
The boys, with a groan, got up, and walked to Hal and Lois. Lois was holding up the oversized plaque that read: WELCOME GRIFFINS! The boys put on fake smiles and started to wave. Hal also had a VERY fake smile.
Hal (between his smile): Well, here it goes!
Lois (between her smile): Shut up, Hal!
The Griffins, led by Peter, walked over to them. Along with him was his wife Lois(two Loisis! Lois Wilkerson will be Lois W., and Lois Griffin will be Lois G.) his oldest son, Chris, his daughter, Megan(Meg), his genius, crazy baby Stewie, and the smarter-than-his-owner dog, Brian. Brian was carrying their luggage. He looked pissed.
Lois W: HI! Welcome!
Peter: Hey! Im Peter Griffin, and this is my wife, Lois!
Lois W: Hey! Im Lois, too!
Lois G: That is pretty neat!
Peter: And here are my kids, Chris, Meg, and Stewie. This is our dog, Brian.
Brian: Hi. Its a pleasure.
The Wilkersons thought a bomb had hit them. They stood stunned.
Reese: You can talk?!
Brian: Well, yeah.
Dewey: Awesome!!!!
Lois W. is happy. It looked like her boys were ACTUALLY accepting the Griffins...or at least this one family member. Malcolm, on the other hand, was not occupied with Brian. He was looking at Meg. He didn't know why, but he felt attracted to her immediatly. Meg caught his look. She smiled at him. She also felt attracted to Malcolm. Malcolm just smiled back at her.
Malcolm(to camera): I dont know whats going on. But I like this girl already! Well, her family looks okay too. This might not be so bad!
Peter: We were wondering if any of you were hungry. Maybe we could all have breakfest here.
Lois W: Sounds great! There is a cafe near the entrence! Lets go there!
Peter: Okay! Brian, you got all the luggage?
Brian(very mad): Yeah, I got all the damn luggage.
Reese and Dewey thought that Brian was the coolest member of the Griffin family. He was a talking dog who was just like a human.
Reese: Hey, Mr.Brian, let me and Dewey help you out.
Brian: Hey, thanks! So youre..
Reese: Im Reese. Like I said, this is Dewey, and my other brother is Malcolm.
Brian: Well, thanks for your help.
Reese and Dewey take some of the luggage off of Brian's arms. They stay behind all the others with him. Malcolm, on the other hand, is walking next to Meg.
Malcolm: Sooo....youre Meg?
Meg: Yeah. Youre Malcolm, right?
Malcolm: Yeah. Uhh.....(he is trying to think of something to say) soo.....we..uh..dont have much room in our house.
Meg: Im sure we will be fine.
Malcolm: Well, if you have trouble finding a place to sleep, my bed is always open....
Meg stares at him.
Malcolm(catches on fast): I mean....uh....Ill sleep somewhere else.
Meg smiled. She already liked him.
Meg: We'll manage.
Malcom smiled, too.
Meanwhile, Hal and Peter had started to talk. Hal was actually begining to like this guy.
Hal: You like Kiss, dont you?
Peter: Oh yeah! They are the best band ever!
Hal: That is exactly what I think!
Peter: Heahhhahehahhah!
Hal: Heahhaahahha!
Lois W. and Lois G. are looking at them.
Lois W: Well, I thought it would take them a while to become friends.
Lois G: Me too.
Lois W: Why did you think so?
Lois G: Well, it just that...your husband seems a bit on the angrier side. I thought that it would hamper their conversations.
Lois W(she is kinda mad at this comment): Excuse me, but MY husband is nothink like that! Maybe it is Peter who has an "angry side".
Lois G: Well, excuse ME, but.....
Lois W: Oh. Here it is.
They have all arrived at the cafe at the front of the airport. They all proceed inside............................................ ..
END of chapter 4. Hope you all liked it! The next part, chapter five, there is a "Fiasco" that occurs at the cafe. i wont go into much detail, but just READ IT! Also, as you can see, Lois and Lois are developing a rivalry! Thought that would be a nice twist! Anyway, peace out until next chapter!

tony_montana
Nov 1, 2005, 11:53 PM
I started the story a week ago and it only has seven replys but over 100 views. If you read it, reply to it PLEASE!!!! I enjoy writing it for everyone and I am going to work on the next chapter. But PLEASE go read it and post your thoughts!

tony_montana
Nov 2, 2005, 12:49 AM
*NOTE: This is going to be the best chapter so far! Hope you will enjoy it. And if you read it, then for the love of everything that is good on this earth, REPLY!!!! Anywho, lets get to it................................................ .................................................. ..
The Wilkersons had only know the Griffins for a couple of minutes, but they were already getting into conversations with each other. Reese and Dewey started talking with Brian, the sophisticated talking dog. Malcolm was talking with Megan, the Griffins daughter. Hal had hit it off with Peter. The only ones not getting along were Lois Wilkerson(Lois W.) and Lois Griffin(Lois G.). But soon, they had all arrived at the cafe near the front of the airport.
Hal: I think this is the place. Right, hon?
Lois W.: Yeah. (she is still kinda glaring at Lois G. Read last chap. to understand.)
Peter: Then what are we waiting for? Lets go!
The two families start to head in. There are two bouncer type guys standing inside the cafe.
Malcolm: Heres a good table.
They all go to one real large one. Malcolm sits next to Meg. Peter and Lois G. sit next to each other. Across from them are Hal and Lois W. Chris is sitting next to his parents with Stewie, and Reese and Dewey are sitting across from Brian. Brian puts the luggage beside his chair.
Brian: I appreciate both of your help.
Reese: No sweat.
Dewey: Yeah. So, what are you gonna do here?
Brian: I dont know, maybe I can get a job tea........
The two bouncers had walked over.
Bouncer 1(B1): What is this?
The others had looked over there.
Hal: What?
Bouncer 2(B2): What is HE doing in here?
The bouncer points to Brian.
Reese: Yeah. So what?
B1: Im afraid he is a dog.
Brian: Well, no shi...
Malcolm(to camera): This will not end well. I can feel it. And I have a feeling that tells me Reese and Dewey will be involved.
B2: Im afraid that he will have to leave.
Everyone at the table starts grumbling EXCEPT Reese and Dewey. Reese jumps up, as does Dewey.
Reese(yelling): Now wait a minute!
Malcolm(to camera): Told ya.
Reese: This is complete crap. What do you think he will do?
B2: Are you questioning my judgement?
Dewey: Maybe we are. I bet Mr.Brian is ten times smarter than you, idiot!
Reese: Yeah!
The bouncers are both pretty mad, but the second bouncer looks teetotal pissed.
Reese(leans over to Dewey): You think that was the right thing to do?
Dewey: Uhh....ye....no.
B2: Thats it! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND NEVER RETURN!
Hal: oh, great......
Reese: No! I bet me and Dewey can take you!
B2: You think so tough boy?!
Reese: Yeah!
B2: ARHHHH!!!!!!!
The bouncer jumped at Reese. Reese quickly moves sideways, making the bouncer hit a wall behind the table.
B1: Why you little....!
The first bouncer jumps at Reese, too. Dewey picked up his chair and whacked the bouncer in the face. Both of them are now on the ground. The families are looking at each other.
Peter: What should we do right now?
Hal: Heee..he..RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone leaps up and runs out the cafe door. Reese and Dewey are bolting out, as is Brian.
Brian: That wasnt neccessary!
Reese: Yeah it was!(they are all still running)
Hal: The car is right out here!
They all get outside to the car. Brian had managed to pick up the Griffin's luggage before they had bolted out the cafe.
Peter: Hal, we cant all fit in your car!
Stewie: I have an idea!
The Wilkersons are all looking at him.
Lois W.: So the baby can talk too?!
Stewie: Yes! Yes! Now let me see the car!
Stewie gets under the car sticks a little microchip up the car. (he had the mircochip in his pocket) The microchip all of a sudden turns the car into a big SUV.
Wilkerson family: WOW!
Lois G.: Hurry, lets get outta here!
Reese happened to turn around and saw the two bouncers running for them.
Reese: Holy crap!!!! Get in! Get in!
The families pile into the SUV. Hal is in the driver seat.
Hal: And were outta here!!!!
He started up the SUV and sped out of the parking lot down the road. The bouncers stop in the parking lot. They are really mad. Reese and Dewey make faces to them through the window.
Reese: HA! Eat that!
Dewey: Yeah! Smell our du..
Lois W.: BOYS! If I were the two of you, I would NOT be celebrating anything! You both are in for a heck of a punishment!!!!
Brian: Miss Wilkerson, please dont punish them. They were only trying to help me out. I am sorry for all that. It was my fault.
Lois W.: Well........I guess I can let the boys off this time. But the both of you better thanks Mr.Brian.
Reese/Dewey:Thanks!!!!(they are both real relieved.)
Hal turns to Peter.
Hal: How about we put on some KISS?
Peter: Oh yeah!
Hal puts in a cassette tape of KISS. Hal and Peter are singing with it. Everyone else looks annoyed. Malcolm turns to the camera.
Malcolm: Well, this was a very interesting first day with the Griffins. And the scary part is......its not even over yet!!!
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End of part 5. Hope you all liked it! The next part will be even BETTER! Please reply if you read! Im begging ya! Anyway, until next time, peace out!

MalcolmReeseDewey
Nov 2, 2005, 09:43 AM
*NOTE: This is going to be the best chapter so far! Hope you will enjoy it. And if you read it, then for the love of everything that is good on this earth, REPLY!!!! Anywho, lets get to it................................................ .................................................. ..
The Wilkersons had only know the Griffins for a couple of minutes, but they were already getting into conversations with each other. Reese and Dewey started talking with Brian, the sophisticated talking dog. Malcolm was talking with Megan, the Griffins daughter. Hal had hit it off with Peter. The only ones not getting along were Lois Wilkerson(Lois W.) and Lois Griffin(Lois G.). But soon, they had all arrived at the cafe near the front of the airport.
Hal: I think this is the place. Right, hon?
Lois W.: Yeah. (she is still kinda glaring at Lois G. Read last chap. to understand.)
Peter: Then what are we waiting for? Lets go!
The two families start to head in. There are two bouncer type guys standing inside the cafe.
Malcolm: Heres a good table.
They all go to one real large one. Malcolm sits next to Meg. Peter and Lois G. sit next to each other. Across from them are Hal and Lois W. Chris is sitting next to his parents with Stewie, and Reese and Dewey are sitting across from Brian. Brian puts the luggage beside his chair.
Brian: I appreciate both of your help.
Reese: No sweat.
Dewey: Yeah. So, what are you gonna do here?
Brian: I dont know, maybe I can get a job tea........
The two bouncers had walked over.
Bouncer 1(B1): What is this?
The others had looked over there.
Hal: What?
Bouncer 2(B2): What is HE doing in here?
The bouncer points to Brian.
Reese: Yeah. So what?
B1: Im afraid he is a dog.
Brian: Well, no shi...
Malcolm(to camera): This will not end well. I can feel it. And I have a feeling that tells me Reese and Dewey will be involved.
B2: Im afraid that he will have to leave.
Everyone at the table starts grumbling EXCEPT Reese and Dewey. Reese jumps up, as does Dewey.
Reese(yelling): Now wait a minute!
Malcolm(to camera): Told ya.
Reese: This is complete crap. What do you think he will do?
B2: Are you questioning my judgement?
Dewey: Maybe we are. I bet Mr.Brian is ten times smarter than you, idiot!
Reese: Yeah!
The bouncers are both pretty mad, but the second bouncer looks teetotal pissed.
Reese(leans over to Dewey): You think that was the right thing to do?
Dewey: Uhh....ye....no.
B2: Thats it! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND NEVER RETURN!
Hal: oh, great......
Reese: No! I bet me and Dewey can take you!
B2: You think so tough boy?!
Reese: Yeah!
B2: ARHHHH!!!!!!!
The bouncer jumped at Reese. Reese quickly moves sideways, making the bouncer hit a wall behind the table.
B1: Why you little....!
The first bouncer jumps at Reese, too. Dewey picked up his chair and whacked the bouncer in the face. Both of them are now on the ground. The families are looking at each other.
Peter: What should we do right now?
Hal: Heee..he..RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone leaps up and runs out the cafe door. Reese and Dewey are bolting out, as is Brian.
Brian: That wasnt neccessary!
Reese: Yeah it was!(they are all still running)
Hal: The car is right out here!
They all get outside to the car. Brian had managed to pick up the Griffin's luggage before they had bolted out the cafe.
Peter: Hal, we cant all fit in your car!
Stewie: I have an idea!
The Wilkersons are all looking at him.
Lois W.: So the baby can talk too?!
Stewie: Yes! Yes! Now let me see the car!
Stewie gets under the car sticks a little microchip up the car. (he had the mircochip in his pocket) The microchip all of a sudden turns the car into a big SUV.
Wilkerson family: WOW!
Lois G.: Hurry, lets get outta here!
Reese happened to turn around and saw the two bouncers running for them.
Reese: Holy crap!!!! Get in! Get in!
The families pile into the SUV. Hal is in the driver seat.
Hal: And were outta here!!!!
He started up the SUV and sped out of the parking lot down the road. The bouncers stop in the parking lot. They are really mad. Reese and Dewey make faces to them through the window.
Reese: HA! Eat that!
Dewey: Yeah! Smell our du..
Lois W.: BOYS! If I were the two of you, I would NOT be celebrating anything! You both are in for a heck of a punishment!!!!
Brian: Miss Wilkerson, please dont punish them. They were only trying to help me out. I am sorry for all that. It was my fault.
Lois W.: Well........I guess I can let the boys off this time. But the both of you better thanks Mr.Brian.
Reese/Dewey:Thanks!!!!(they are both real relieved.)
Hal turns to Peter.
Hal: How about we put on some KISS?
Peter: Oh yeah!
Hal puts in a cassette tape of KISS. Hal and Peter are singing with it. Everyone else looks annoyed. Malcolm turns to the camera.
Malcolm: Well, this was a very interesting first day with the Griffins. And the scary part is......its not even over yet!!!
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End of part 5. Hope you all liked it! The next part will be even BETTER! Please reply if you read! Im begging ya! Anyway, until next time, peace out!

Whoa amazing!! How long did that take to do!! I probably couldn't be bothered to do it!! It shows tony_montana is a real big MitM fan!!:)

Wildcat
Nov 2, 2005, 11:06 AM
It seems like you have a pretty good idea going here. It's just that I've never seen Family guy in my life so I have no idea what those characters are like. If I was more familiar with the show, I would probably be into it more. I'm sure it's good for people who like both shows though. :) Just a suggestion...would be easier to read if you put a space between each character's lines so it all doesn't run together.

I can relate to how you feel though. As a fellow writer, I know it sucks when you spend a lot of time on something and nobody bothers to give you feedback on it.

tony_montana
Nov 2, 2005, 11:55 PM
Thanks for your understanding. I appreciate replys. I intend to make the fic better and better as it goes along. I just want more people to reply and leave comments.

p3simpson
Nov 3, 2005, 04:59 PM
I liked it. It seemed to get more and more intresting by the second.

tony_montana
Nov 6, 2005, 06:33 PM
*NOTE: Thanks to all who have read so far. The fun is not over yet. The story still has a few chapter left. Please enjoy this chapter. And PLEASE REPLY IF YOU READ! And another thing, some people say that they like this fic even though they have never seen Family Guy before. Well, go see a episode. It comes on Sundays on FOX, in fact an episode comes on tonight! (9:30 i think.) Go check it out. Itll make this fic alot better if you know who the heck the Griffins are! Anywho, to the story!
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After the fiasco at the airport cafe (read last chapter) the Wilkersons and the Griffins finally arrived at the Wilkerson household in the Wilkersons "new" SUV (read last chap.) The families were ready to go in as they had to endure a whole car ride to the house with Hal and Peter listining and singing to KISS tapes (they were the only ones who had a good time.) When they all got to the house, the families piled out. The Griffins were looking over the house.

Brian: So...this is your house?
Reese: Yep. This is it. Crap, huh?
Brian: You should feel lucky. Our house was taken out by a stupid hurricane.
Hal: Lets go get something to eat in here, where we wont have any table disputes.

They all headed inside. Brian was bringing in the luggage with the help of Reese and Dewey. Malcolm was still in deep conversation with Megan about..stuff.

Hal: Like it?
Peter: Yeah.....kinda small. But its cool!
Lois G.: maybe a little TOO small.
Lois W. is mad at this comment.
Lois W (under her breath.): Better than what YOU have.
Peter: What was that?
Lois W: Nothing! Lets go eat. The kitchens in here.

Everyone goes in there. Hal starts cooking with Lois W while everyone else sits down talking.
Hal: What will it be? Eggs, toast, pancakes, all?
Everyone: ALL!
Hal: Okay!

After a while, the cooking is done and everyone is eating and talking.
Lois W: So Chris and Megan will go to school with Reese and Malcolm. We can get them signed up this weekend.
Chris: Mom, do we really have to sign up this weekend?
Lois G: Yes, Chris.
Chris: Awwww!!!!!!

Meg turns to Malcolm.
Meg: So whats your school like?
Malcolm: Its...kinda...well.....it sucks.
Meg: Figured.

Brian is talking with Reese and Dewey.
Brian: What do you kids do here?
Reese: Nothing. EXCEPT cause trouble and blow everything up if possible.
Dewey: Yeah!.....wait...what?
Brian: Whos that?
He points to a picture on the wall behind Reese and Dewey.
Reese: Thats Francis, our older brother. And thats his wife, Piama, standing next to him.
Dewey: Hes coming this weekend. He is taking all of us to a wrestling show thats in town.
Brian: A wrestling show, huh? Like the WWE (trademark of WWE. i dont want to get in trouble. :-) )
Reese: Yeah.
Brian: Huh. Ill see if I can get some tickets for us (he points to the Griffins.)

All of a sudden, there is a knock at the door.
Hal: Ill get it.
Hal goes to the door. He opens it to reveal....Quagmire, Peter's friend from Quahog.
Quagmire: Hey! Is Pete here?
Hal: Yeah! Come in.
Quagmire comes in.
Quagmire: Im a friend of his. From Quahog.
Hal: Okay. Hey, Peter, there is a friend of yours here!
All the Wilkersons and Griffins come to the living room.
Peter: Hey, Quagmire! What are you doing here?
Quagmire: I went into that "Adopt a family thing." I got adopted by those people across the street.
Reese is kinda staring at him.
Reese: You mean those two HOT babes that live right across the street?!
Quagmire: Yeah! I hit the jackpot! GiddyGidddyGiddy! Alright! (if you dont know who this is or what this is that he does, than watch family guy).
Lois W: But your not a family though. Howd you get in the program?
Quagmire: I lied and said i had a family. Anyway, just wanted to say hi!
Peter: Bye, man.
Quagmire goes across the street. When he gets to the other house, he is greeted by the two women, who are really good looking blondes.
Quagmire(faintly): Giddygiddygiddy!
Reese is still standing there looking over across the street.
Reese: That lucky bastard!

LATER that night......................
The families are getting ready to go to bed. They are standing in the living room.
Lois W: Okayy............um.............I think that Peter and "Lois" can have Francis' old room. Uhh......Chris and Megan can pile in with the boys.....
Dewey/Reese: Weak!
Lois W: Shut up!!!! And Brian, if you dont mind, can you use our couch?
Brian: No problem, mam. I.......
Lois W: Its just...I really hate to have to make you sleep on the couch.
Brian: Really, its okay.......
Lois W: It just...well.....I hate for you to be uncomfortable.....
Brian: ITS O-KAY!
Lois W: Alright.
Stewie: What about me, you old hag?!
Lois W: Oh....can you bunk with your parents?
Stewie: I suppose....(Grumble)
Lois G: Its settled than! Lights outs, everyone!
They head to their sleeping spots assigned by Lois.
The boys and the Griffins kids head into Malcolm/Reese/Deweys room(hereby refered to as "the room".)
Reese: My spot!(jumps to his part of the bed.)
Dewey: Mine!(jumps to his part.)
Chris: Guess Ill take this part. (gets to a open space.)
Malcolm: Well...my beds right here.(he lays down.)
Megan looks.
Meg: There are no other free places.
Malcolm: Well....uhh....take my bed, ill sleep on the flo..
Meg: Its big enough for both of us.
Meg climbs in too. Right beside Malcolm.
Malcolm: Ha..heea...ahh......o..ookay.
Malcolm turns on the last light that was on(a little lamp) He lays there for a second with Meg beside him. She falls to sleep, and when she falls asleep, she puts one of her arms on his chest.
Malcolm(to camera): Ha...uhh....this can work out...I think.....uhh...yeah....
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END of part 6. Hope everyone liked it. I am really gonna get it great in part 7. Oh and for some explanation. Quagmire is, if you dont know, kind of a pervert. Thats why when he gets "excited" if you know what i mean, he goes "giddygiddygiddy!" I dont know why. But he does that on Family Guy. Well, be sure to catch part seven. I decided to put the WWE in it a little (youll see what i mean.) I like pro wrestling(Undertaker all the way!) Oh yeah, those two wrestlers in the MITM beginning credits. That looks like Bret "Hitman" Hart and Chris Benoit. Am i right?

tony_montana
Nov 19, 2005, 01:02 AM
Sorry i have not been here for a week or so. ill write the next part asap! If you read the fic, PLEASE review it!
Also, I noted that the boys and the Griffins go to a WWE show in part seven. I was planning on Eddie Guerrero appearing in it. As most WWE fans know, he sadly died this past Sunday. I have decided he will still appear in the fic, though. It will be tributed to him.
I want to send my thoughts and prayers to the Guerrero family. I am thinking of his wife and his three daughters.
So long Eddie. You were a great guy. Viva la raza.
Eddie Guerrero 1967-2005

tony_montana
Dec 4, 2005, 02:59 AM
NOTE* Finally, part 7! Sorry for taking so friggen long. Just had to take a little break. Unfortunalty, it wont be until next week until I write part 8 because I will be gone for this whole week (Dec.4-11) I am going on a little trip. Wish me safety (or not:-) Anyway, this fic has the WWE in it, so I only thought it appropriate to dedicate this fic to Eddie Guerrero(1967-2005) RIP. Viva la raza.............................................. ..........
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Sunday afternoon....
The Wilkersons and Griffins are piled into the Wilkerson's living room, just watching tv. Lois W. and Lois G. are keeping a distance from each other, though. The doorbell rings.
Malcolm(to camera): Hey! I bet thats Francis! He's coming to take me, Reese, and Dewey to a wrestling show. Even though it's kinda weird...Peter baught tickets for himself, Brian, and Chris.
The Wilkersons run to the door and open it. Francis is standing there with Piama.
Lois W: Francis!
Francis: Hey mom. Good to see all you guys. We....(he looks inside the living room and sees the Griffins) Uhh...who are they?
Hal: Those are the Griffins. They are hurricane evacuees.
Francis: Ohh yeah. Mom told me on the phone.
Piama: Thats was nice of you to do that, Lois. I bet they are nice, intelligent, peo.......
Peter: Hey! Look at me! Im Pinhead! Heaahahahahahaha!!!!!!(he has a pin in his nose)
Piama: Ohh.....never mind.
Later......
Francis is getting his car keys. Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey are all excited.
Francis: We gotta go if we wanna catch the show. I have our tickets and...
Peter: We have ours!(peter, brian, and chris are standing there.)
Francis: Oh. Your going, too?
Brian: Yeah. Peter thinks its good for...male bonding...(brian shudders at this.)
Reese: huh. I thought it was just to see guys beat the living crap out of each other.
Peter(stands there for a sec,) yeah. That too.
Later....They are at the show. They all have front row seats next to each other.
Malcolm: You know, Im kinda thirsty. I wanna get a drink before a match starts.
Reese: Me too.
Francis: Thats fine. Just get Brian to go with you.
Malcolm: What?! Francis, I think were old enough to..
Francis: Look, if I let you go by yourself, mom will get pissed and have my ass for dinner.
Reese: How will she find out?
Francis kinda glances at Dewey.
Reese: Right. Ok, Mr. Brian, will you go with us?
Brian: Sure. Lets go.
They head out to the concession stands.
Meanwhile, backstage..........
We see Eddie Guerrero(RIP) standing with one of the WWE referees.
Eddie: Look, the doctor just told me my three tag partners have been injured by a backstage accident. So we cant have the four-on-four tag match!
Ref.: Eddie, sorry, but we have to have the match. We cant cancel it! Its the main event!
Eddie: Dammit! Look, let me go find three other tag partners.
Ref.: Okay, but you dont have long.
Eddie starts looking frantically. All the other wrestlers backstage are busy with other business and their own matches. Eddie is getting desperate.
Eddie: I know it's a long shot, but its my ONLY chance.
He runs up to the concession area......
At the concession stands.........
Reese is yelling at a vender.
Reese: There is no way that were paying FOUR DOLLARS for a SMALL coke!
Vender: Those are the rules.
Malcolm: What about giving us a little discoun....
Vender: Those are the rules.
Brian: All we got is THREE buc...
Vender: Those are the rules.
Malcolm: Forget it. Lets just go sit down.
They start walking back toward the area for the stands, until they see Eddie Guerrero come out of a door in the lobby in the concession area.
Reese: Hey! Is that Eddie Guerrero!?
Malcolm: Yeah it is! Cool!
Reese, Malcolm, and Brian walk over to him.
Malcolm: Hey Mr. Guerrero! Were all big fans and we....
Eddie: Look, Im sorry, but I cant talk right no....
Eddie looks them all over.
Eddie(to self): They look pretty strong. I have an idea!
Eddie: Hey, how would you three like to..uhh....have a "small" part in a match tonight?
Reese and Malcolm gasp.
Reese: WE can be in the show?!
Eddie: Yeah, if you want.
Brian: Look, I dont think its a good idea......
Malcolm: Oh, come on, Mr. Brian. Its only a small part. Its not like were gonna wrestle, right?
Eddie: Ha..ha...yeah...ha.....
Brian: Alright. I guess we'll participate.
Eddie: Great! Come with me!
They head down to the dressing room....
Later.........Its is near the end of the show, and time for the four-on-four tag team match. The team of Triple H, Ric Flair, Edge, and Big Show is already in the ring.
Francis: Geez, where is Malcolm, Reese, and Brian at?
Peter: Who cares? GO, TRIPLE H!(he honks one of those annoying blow horns)
Chris: YEAH!!!!(He blows one, too. him and peter both do that stupid laugh together)
Francis: For the love of......
Eddie Guerrero's music starts.
Announcer: And now, coming to the ring....Eddie Guerrero and his..."Tag Teamo Amazo"..?
Eddie walks to the ring, followed by Malcolm, Reese, and Brian.
Malcolm: Wow! Were actually in the show!
Reese: I cant believe it! Were gonna be on tv, too! Maybe we can finally score some chicks!
Brian: I still dont think this is a good idea.
When they get in the ring, Francis, Peter, and Chris get a good look at them.
Peter: Hey, is that Brian?
Chris: And Reese?
Francis: And Malcolm?!!!!! I hope to death mom is not watching.
At the house....Lois W. has it on the channel. She is folding clothes, but Meg is watching the tv. The wrestling show is live.
Megan: WoW! is That Brian? AND your sons?!
Lois W. looks up and sees them in the ring.
Lois W: BOYSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the wrestling show........
The bell rings, and everyone gets on the apron(right outside the ropes) The only ones left in the ring is Triple H and Reese.
Reese: This is soo cool! I have wanted to meet you ever since......
Triple H all of a sudden punches the living crap out of Reese.
Malcolm: What the? I thought we weren't gonna wrestle!
Eddie: Sorry.I needed some tag partners.
Triple H picks up Reese and slams him on the match. The fans are all "ooing" and "ahhing".
Triple H(to Reese): Whatcha gonna do, boy?!
Reese: Muumm...(he is so bloody in the mouth that he cant speak)
Reese's arm accidently touches Malcom, which means Malcolm is the legal man now.
Ref.: Alright! Youve been tagged! Get in the ring!
Malcolm: WHAAAA!!!!????
Triple H picks up Malcolm and throws him in. Malcolm slams on the mat.
Malcolm: OWWWW!! DAMMIT!!!! I thought this was all fake!
Triple H: Guess you learnin a lesson!
Triple H then throws Malcolm back in his corner. Malcolm accidently touches Brian, so now Brian is the legal man...or dog....:-)
Brian: Oh Shi.....
Triple H picks him up and slams him into the ring. Brian is hurt, but mad. His animal instinct kicks in, and he uses his sharp canine teeth and sinks them into Triple H's leg.
Triple: You piece of crap!
Triple H cant move with Brian's teeth sunk in his leg. Brian sees that Malcolm and Reese are recovered. He waves for them to get in the ring. They climb in, and both of them are mad.
Malcolm: Our turn!
Reese: Ummmph!!!(his mouth still is clogged with blood from the punch)
Reese and Malcolm jump in the ring and both run at Triple H. They both clothsline him. He falls to the mat. All of a sudden, Triple H's teammates come in the ring. A big fight ensues between Triple H's team and Reese,Malcolm,and Brian. Triple H's team is mainly beating the crap out of them. The fight goes outside the ring. Triple H is left lying on the mat, alone. Eddie sees his chance and goes for the pin. He gets it and wins the match.
Announcer: Ladies and gents! Your winner....Eddie Guerrero and his Tag Teamo Amazo!
The fight(or beating has stopped) outside the ring. The loosers all go backstage. Reese, Malcolm, and Brian hobble inside the ring. They all have the crap beat out of them, but they are happy none the less.
Eddie(he has a microphone) Yeah! Thats what happens when you mess with us! Right?
Reese(in the mic.he coughs some blood but then goes): Yeah! If you smeellllll what THE REESE is..cookin!
Francis is laying as low as he can in his seat.
Francis: PLEASE, I hope mom didnt watch....please.....
LATER...they get to the house. The boys and Brian are pretty happy about thier "Victory". Dewey is pissed because he wanted to wrestle, too. Peter and Chris thought it was neat. Francis is worried about Lois.
Malcolm(to camera): Well, that turned out great! We were actually in a match, and our team won! What can mess that up?
They open the door to a VERY ANGRY Lois. Hal is right behind her.
Hal(in his timid voice when Lois is mad): Congrats..guys...
Lois: IN..THE..HOUSE!
Malcolm(to camera): Damn. I spoke too soon.......
THE END of part 7.
*Hope everyone liked it! Sorry if it was too long, but I had fun writing this part. I think this is the best part yet! PLEASE, IF YOU READ, LEAVE A REPLY!!!! Part 8 will be posted next Sunday when I return. Have a great week!

vinnymonster
Dec 19, 2005, 12:59 PM
Wasnt here for #1 to 6, but #7 was damn funny. You have SOME talent there, keep it up :D

tony_montana
Dec 22, 2005, 09:56 PM
*Note: Those of you who read part 7-hope it was great! But I once again noticed its getting a bunch of views but no replys. Why? I kindly ask for replies after you read but I dont get any. So PLEASE, IF YOU READ THESE, REPLY! I love hearing what the readers think! It gives me "juice" if you will to write another part, especially if people say they loved the previous one. Sermon over, just reply after you read. Thanks! :) .................................................. .................................................. ...
It was Sunday night at the Wilkerson house, just a little while after the wrestling match that Malcolm, Reese, and Brian were involved in. Malcolm and Reese had earned two weeks grounding, but they were pretty happy, as they saw it as a way to "score chicks." Everyone was at the table eating dinner. Lois W. was still pissed at the boys, so it was pretty quiet. Hal slowly ate his last roll, and wanted another, but was afraid to speak up. Hal looked at the rolls a few times, and gathered the strength to speak.
Hal: Um.....could someone pass the rolls?..
Lois W. picks the plate with the rolls and shoves it in front of Hal.
Hal: Thanksss......(he takes one.)
Lois W: Welcolme. Reese, Malcolm,(they looked up at her, as they thought they were going to get another scolding) Chris and Megan will be starting school with the two of you tommarow. I want you two to show them around and such.
Reese: Dont worry.
Malcolm: Yeah, it'll be fine.
Lois: If you do well, Ill knock off 2 hours from your ground time.
Reese and Malcolm groan. Brian is reading a paper. There is a job for English teacher at the Middle School.
Brian: I could do that. Maybe Ill check that tommarow.
Lois W: Alright. I think it's time for bed. We got a long day tommarow.
As everyone is going to their respective places, Peter walks up to Hal.
Peter: Hey Hal, you think you could show me where a bar is around here tommarow night?
Hal: Yeah, I know a place. Ill take you there tommarow.
Everyone goes to bed.....
Monday morning....
Everyone is bustling around. Brian is driving the Griffin's car and taking Dewey to the middle school. Reese and Malcolm are going with Chris and Megan to the high school. Lois and Hal are going to work.
At the middle school........
Brian is walking with Dewey to the main office.
Brian: Guess this is it?
Dewey: Yep. You have to talk with the principal for any jobs. Watch out, though. He's kinda a jerk. He yells a lot.
Brian: Great.........
Dewey: I gotta go to class. See ya!(he runs off before he's late). Brian knocks on the office door.
Voice: COME-IN!!!!
Brian walks in slowly. The principal is standing there. Brian sees the heading on his desk, which reads:Principal Forkoner.
P.Forkoner: sit-DOWN!!!!
Brian takes a seat very quickly in a chair in front of the desk.
P.Forkoner: Would you like some COFFEE!!!????
Brian: Umm...no......thanks...
P.Forkoner: Fine. Leaves more for ME!!!!!(he takes a huge swig of coffee from the container it's in.)
Brian(thinking): Now I know why this guy yells.
P.Forkoner: What can I DO for YOU today?
Brian: Im enquring about the job of engli......
P.Forkoner: I was in DESERT STORM!!!!!!
Brian: What?
P.Forkoner: I got MEDALS to prove IT!!!!!!
Brian: You know what, Ill just come back some other ti....
P.Forkoner: YOU got the JOB,son!!!!!
Brian: I do?
P.Forkoner: AM I speakin FRENCHENNEESSE!? YOU got the JOB!!!!
Brian: Umm.....ok.....when do I start?
P.Forkoner: right NOW!!!! GET TO CLASS AND TEACH, DAMMIT!!!
Brian takes a paper Forkoner hands him and dashes out of the class. He finds the room, which happens to be the class Dewey's in. Brian goes in slowly.
Brian: Um...hey...kids...Im your new...English teacher.
The kids are just looking at him. Dewey is pretty happy.
Dewey: Hey, Mr.Brian!
Brian: Dewey! Your in here! Thank God! Okay class, lets begin................
At the High School......
With Chris and Megan in tow, Reese and Malcolm strut into the school grounds. All the kids are clapping and whistling, since they all knew Reese and Malcolm had been on the wrestling show.
Reese: Cool.(he has that stupid grin on his face)
Malcolm(to camera): This is soo cool! Were like the hometown heroes now! Just because of the wrestling show!
Two of the schools hottest girls approach Reese and Malcolm.
Girl 1: We saw you guys on the show last night.
Girl 2: It was coool.
Reese and Malcolm have those far out dreamy expressions.
Malcolm(to camera): This has to be the best moment of my life! I hope Reese doesn't screw it up.....
Reese: Yeah.Thanks. At least we dont suck like any of you anymore.
The girls get nasty looks and storm off. Malcolm turns to Reese, who still has that stupid grin on his face. Malcolm is pissed.
Malcolm: You have to be the biggest DUMBASS who ever lived.
Reese: You think Im the biggest? I have to get that in the record book.....
Malcolm rolls his eyes. They all walk into the main school hall. While they walk, Chris accidently bumps into the "cool" guy, Bill Bofins.
Bill: Hey punk!
He grabs Chris and throws him to the ground.
Bill: What you think you doing? Bumping into me?
Chris: Sorry!
Bill gets ready to punch him, but Reese steps up.
Reese: You wanna mess with someone? Mess with me!
Bill, although he doesn't say it, is scared of Reese. He backs off and walks away with some of his friends.
Chris: Thanks.
Reese: Why didn't you do something to him?
Chris: I..uhh...cant....
Reese: Fight? HA! Well, dont worry! You have me! If you want, Ill teach you my martial arts, called "Reesetial Arts"!!!!
Chris: Ummm...okay....
Reese: Alright then. When we get to the house, meet me in the garage and the training will start.
Malcolm has that look on his face that this will backfire.
Malcolm(to camera): Reesetial arts? What in the crap is that? I got a feeling this will take a turn for the worse.....
At the Middle School......
Brian has a book and is trying to teach from it.
Brian: Well, when you congengate the verb, you have to...change it.
Student: How?
Brian: Well....you....dont really...its like.."The big dog ran"..you say..."The big dog is running".....
Student: I get it.
All the other kids nod in agreement.
Brian(breathes a sigh of relif): Alright! Good! Thats good....ummm...i am a pretty good teacher....i .....ha. (the bell rings)oops! LUNCH TIME!
Dewey: Thats only the half bell. And its only 9:30 in the morning.
Brian: Crap....um....well......ug......hey, forget this grammer stuff, lets start our literature unit! (he throws away the grammer book and goes to his personal bag. He gets out a book) Alright, were gonna start our unit on "The Godfather" by Mario Puzo. Lets begin!
LATER......
The kids, including Dewey, all have wide eyes and mouths hanging open.
Brian: And THATS what happened when Paul betryed Don Corleone. He got his head blown off by Clemenza's shotgun. Questions?
The class is silent. The bell rings.
Brian: Opps! See ya next class.
The class leaves, but they are all still pretty shocked at the part of "Godfather" Brian read to them. Except Dewey.
Dewey: Cool class! That was great how Paul betrayed the Don by telling the cops where his liqour was, and how Clemenza got that 12 guage and blew his head apart!
Brian: Thanks, Dewey. (Dewey leaves and Brian leans back in his chair.) HA! I kick ass..... (The chair gives way and he falls back)
LATER THAT AFTERNOON.........
Hal get home and goes to the living room where Peter is.
Hal: Hey Peter. Ill take ya to that bar now.
Peter: Okay!
They get in Hal's car and they go to the bar. Its called the "Silver Drink Pot". Hal and Peter go in and get a beer and a table. They drink and start talking.
Hal: This Budweiser is really good.
Peter: Not as good as this Sam Adams I got!
Hal: Oh yeah? Well, lets order another, except you get Bud and I get the Sam Adams.
Peter: Okay!
They each order one and drink it.
Hal: I guess Sam Adams isn't too bad.
Peter: Yeah, this Bud is good.
Hal: I wonder what all the other beers taste like.
Peter: Yeah.........(They both see the rack behind the bartender that is loaded with all kinds of brands of beers)
Hal: Lets get another one!
2 HOURS LATER...
Hal and Peter are dead drunk. There are beer bottles all over the table.
Hal: If Batmann were Brusch Waine, then how come he can fli?
Peter: Batmann doeshnt have shuper powers! Yourrrr thinking abot Aquamann!
Hal: Aquaman shlepps in fishh pish.
Peter: HUh! Yeah!(they both do a stupid sounding laugh)
The bartender guy walks up.
Bartender: Excuse me, but you two have to leave. Youve been here too long and have drunk way too much.
Hal: But im not drunkk yeeet....
Bartender: Yes you are, sir.
Peter: Come on Dal...
Hal: Itsh Mal.....
Peter: Soury...Mal....letsh goo!
They stumble out of the bar. They go out on the sidewalk and see some guy walking on it.
Hal: Hey! Tat guysh on our turf!
Peter: I bet hesh a communisht!
Hal: Letsh kick hish ash!
They run after the guy. The guy is running, screaming for his life......
AT THE HOUSE, IN THE GARAGE...
Chris goes into the garage. Its dark and Reese is standing in the shadow. He has on one of those Chinese silk suits.
Reese: Are you ready, my young apprentice?
Chris: Yeah..I guess.
Reese: From now on, you will call me sensei, or master, or Grand Teacher, or another cool sounding name from a Chinese movie.
Chris: Okay..I mean...yes, Master!
Reese: Okay. your first excersise is to....get me a glass of milk.
Chris runs to the house to get it. Reese gets that stupid look again.
Reese: Oh yeah! This will rock!
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END of Part 8! Hope you liked it. I also hope it wasn't too long. Anyway, please read and REPLY!!!!!! Merry Christmas as well!

vinnymonster
Dec 23, 2005, 06:24 AM
good story, looking forward to #8 :D

I like how you're keeping the characters consistant with their on-screen personalities. A lot of fanfiction tends to lose any resemblance to the source, your story is keeping the resemblance so far, well done :D

han_keep_smilin
Dec 23, 2005, 07:04 AM
I like it you have really made the caractars seem like they really are in there own shows:DIts great:)

tony_montana
Dec 26, 2005, 07:04 PM
28 views and 2 replys!? What happened to my please read AND reply request:mad:
But Vinnymonster and han_keep_smilin, thanks very much for replying. It means much.

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Dec 27, 2005, 04:21 AM
Well done Tony, keep up the good work :D -- I look forward to a part 9.

vinnymonster
Dec 27, 2005, 07:06 PM
Just read the previous instalments in the archives. You have got something good here :D

The only thing is, when I see it in my mind, the Griffins are being played by real people, for instance, Peter is being played by James Belushi, but thats just me :D

tony_montana
Dec 30, 2005, 01:25 AM
NOTE* I should stop saying this, but.....if you read this fanfic and are a member of the MITM voting community, PLEASE REPLY!!!!! Thanks to those who have done so on previous installments. Anyway, on to the fic!.............................................. .................................................. ...
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It is late Monday night at the Wilkerson household. Reese and Chris are still "training" in the garage(see previous chapter). The training consists of Chris doing pushups and Reese eating a sandwich and telling him the "correct" way to do a pushup. Lois W. and Lois G. are sitting a distance apart in the living room, reading magazines until the doorbell rings.

Lois W: I wonder who that is?(she gets up and goes and opens the door. A police officer is standing there with a half sober Hal and Peter(see last chapter).
Officer: Ma'm, do these two men live here?
Lois W: Well, yeah but what is this about?
Officer: These two men were out drunk in public and were chasing a guy down the street calling him a "communist".(see last chapter)
Hal: He wash on our turf.
Peter: Yeeeahh(peter is a little more drunk still than Hal is)
Lois W. is already getting that angry look on her face.
Officer: These two guys are lucky that man didn't want to press charges. They wont have to go to jail. But here is the ticket.(he hands in to Lois who, after reading the cost, gets even angrier.)
Lois W(with red shaking face but trying to keep a kind voice): Thank you officer.....
The officer leaves Hal and Peter on the doorstep. Lois W. is completely pissed.
Hal+Peter together: oh crap.......
Minutes later....
Peter and Hal, now almost completely sober, are sitting in chairs with their heads down while Lois W. and Lois G. stand over them.
Lois W: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, HAL!!!!???
Lois G: AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, PETER!?
Hal+Peter(just like kids would do): Were sorry.........
Lois W: Hal, you are sooo lucky I
Lois G(in the middle of Lois W. sentence): Peter you are going to be....
Lois W: Excuse me, but I was talking to my husband.
Lois G: Well, excuse ME for not "talking" to my husband like you!
Lois W: Well, EXCUSE ME for butting in on your glorious little scold!
They start bickering back and forth to each other. Hal and Peter are just sitting there. Peter leans over to Hal.
Peter(whisper): Twenty bucks on your wife winning if theres a fist fight.
Hal(whisper): I got twenty on your wife.
Peter(whisper): Your on.
Hal and Peter start to watch the bicker very intently.
Lois W: You think your a better artist than me!? PLEASE!
Lois G: Yeah, I am!
Lois W: There's an art competition tommarow at the city auditorium! I challenge you to an art duel!
Lois G: Youre on!
Meanwhile in the garage....
Chris is running against a wall, bumping himself against it.
Chris: How does this help me, master?
Reese(drinking a coke and laying on a bench): It just does....umm....just keep going, young apprentice!
Christ just keep running against the wall. Stewie walks in there.
Stewie: what the heck is all this?
Reese: Im teaching him how to fight.
Stewie(sees chris running against the wall and starts to giggle but suppress it): Well, keep it up Chris!(he runs away and laughs.chris heard it)
Chris(stops running against the wall): you know what, master Reese, this is all useless! I have to fight the popular guy tommarow!
Reese get a serious face and walks up to Chris. Here comes a "Karate Kid" moment. Reese kicks at Chris's crotch, but Chris blocks it. Reese yells out the name of the move.
Reese: Nut-cruncher!
Reese then throws a punch Chris's nose, but Chris blocks it.
Reese: Nose-a-fractor!
Reese then tries to stomp Chris's toes, but Chris blocks than.
Reese: No mo toes!
Reese then stands there. Chris is amazed.
Chris: Wow, how did I do that?!
Reese: you believed in yourself, young apprentice. Now, you try to do those moves on me.
They walk to a open area of the garage. Chris gets ready to fight, but Reese slaps his head.
Chris: What was that for?!
Reese: Bow to your sensei!
Chris bows.
Reese: Thats better. Now, come at you!
They start fighting, and a stupid 80's song plays(if youve heard it before, tell me the name)
song:Im the best of the battle! Nothings ever gonna bring me down! Im the best of the battle! Nothings ever gonna bring me dooowwwnnn! you try your best to win them all but one day time will tell, when I get to the top and reach the final bellllll!!! Im the best of the battle! Nothings ever gonna bring me down!
The whole time the song plays, they are fighting with different moves. They finally stop. Reese and Chris had both landed some blows and such.
Reese: You have done well, young apprentice.(he gets a yoda voice) Your training is complete...hahahha! I always wanted to do that!
Chris: Think I can beat the popular boy?!
Reese: Yeah! Kick his punk ass!
They do one of those weird handshakes.
Meanwhile, in the house.....
Malcolm and Megan are sitting in the boy's room. Malcolm is helping Megan with her math homework.
Malcolm: And e2z doesn't equal x2v because e2z has to be parallel to...
Megan(not paying much attention): I cant stand that girl Molly at school.
Malcolm(with that wierd look): Okkayy....anyway, e2z has to equal....
Megan: I cant stand her! She goes around all like shes the prettiest person on earth and I cant stand it!
Malcolm(to camera): Great, now I gotta solve this problem somehow. I hate being so smart. (To megan now): Why dont you just..do something?
Megan: Like what?
Malcolm: I dont know..ruin her dress...somehow..umm....I guess.
Megan: Of course! I have a great idea! Thanks Malcolm!
She hugs Malcolm. He gets that smartass look.
Malcolm: Well, I am a problem solver.
Meanwhile, in the living room....
Brian is grading homework. There is paper everywhere that he has to grade before school the next morning.
Brian: How can I do this?! Dammit!!!
Dewey is standing nearby. He gets an idea.
Dewey: Just to make it fair, how about you give everyone an A?
Brian: I cant do that! And some of these papers definatly dont deserve an A. Like this one, that belongs to a mr Michael Hitchens...
Dewey: Oh, him. He's and idiot.
Brian: Yeah. Listen to this question and his answer: "Who is the first president of the U.S." His answer: "Who is US?"
Dewey: Sounds like Michael. But still, why not give everyone an A? Your job would be easier.......
Brian: Well, thats true..and Im getting tired...oh what the heck!
He starts marking an A on every paper without reading it or anything. He does the same to Dewey's work. Dewey smiles and walks away.
Brian: HA! There we go! That solves that problem. What can bad can happen now?!
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End of part 9. All of the decisions made in this part relate to the next part! Hope that this part wasn't too short, I tried to make it shorter than the previous 2 chapters. Please if you read than REPLY! Stay tuned for part 10 soon!

han_keep_smilin
Dec 30, 2005, 05:41 AM
Its really good cant wait for part 10:D keep it up its great :)

vinnymonster
Dec 30, 2005, 06:12 AM
MORE! Really enjoying this storyline you got going. Keep it up :D

simon_4420
Dec 31, 2005, 04:07 AM
Same here, I enjoy reading these, you clearly spend alot of time on them and it shows!

tony_montana
Jan 8, 2006, 02:46 PM
NOTE* I sure hope everyone appreciates this part. This is my 3rd attempt to post it. The first time I tried, my computer froze, last night when I tried it kicked me off of aol(when I was just about done with the story). So please enjoy this story. I went through a bunch of trouble getting it up. Please read AND REPLY. Thanks and enjoy......................
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It is Friday morning at the Wilkerson household. Everyone is rushing about the house getting stuff for school, or in Hal's case, work. Lois W. took off of work so she could go to the art competition against Lois G.(see last chapter). Brian and Dewey headed to the Griffins car. Malcolm, Reese, Chris, and Megan started walking to the high school.
On the sidewalk...
Malcolm and Megan are walking regularly and talking. Reese and Chris are joggin down the street. Reese is rubbing Chris's shoulders like a boxing coach.
Reese: Today's the big day! You ready for the fight?
Chris: I guess.
Reese slaps his head.
Chris: OW! Sorry...yes, I am ready, sensei.
Reese: Good!
Malcolm(to camera): I sure hope Chris is ready. If he isn't, Bill is gonna beat his ass.
They continue to the school, with Reese and Chris still jogging.
At the middle school...
Brian and Dewey are walking inside of the school. Brian has the graded paper from the previous night.
Brian: You know Dewey, Im glad I took your advice and gave all the papers an A(see last chapter). It made my job easier.
Dewey: I told you it would.
Brian: Let me drop these off.(he drops the papers off in a tray in front of Principal Forkoner's office.)
Brian: Alright, lets get to the class.
At the high school...
Bill Boffins is already waiting for Chris to show up. He is standing in the courtyard cracking his knuckles. A small group of students have already gathered for the fight. Malcolm, Reese, Chris, and Megan show up.
Chris: Oh man...
Reese: Well, here we are! Dont worry apprentice!(Reese gets his yoda voice) The force is with you...HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Chris: Is this the time to make jokes?
Reese: Hey, who's grand master here?
Chris:"Sigh" you are...
Reese: Damn skippy. Now, lets get over there.
As they are walking over to Bill, Megan starts to slinker away.
Malcolm: Where are you going? Your not going to watch the fight?
Megan: Im gonna do something.
She goes into the crowd that has gathered. Chris has now walked up to Bill.
Bill: So, the guiena pig is here at last.
Reese: HA! Chris has picked up a few tricks,"Bill".
Chris:...he...hee...
Bill:We'll see about that!
Reese: Well, good luck champ!(he pats Chris on the shoulder and goes into the crowd.)
Chris: uh...master...
Bill: Eat this!
He charges at Chris, but all of a sudden, Chris gets an idea. He ducks down when Bill gets close.
Chris: Nut cruncher!
He punches Bill in the crotch.
Bill: AGGGHAHGH!!! You bastard!
Reese(yelling out): FINISH HIM OFF!
Chris gets back a bit, then he charges at Bill. Chris does the ultimate nut cruncher. He runs up and kicks Bill HARD in the crotch.
Bill: AGGAGHAHHGHHH!!
Bill falls down, clearly defeated. Chris is now smiling, as people start to clap and cheer.
Reese(slaps Chris's shoulder): Good work, young apprentice!
While this is going on, Megan has slipped up behind the popular girl, Molly(see last chapter). Megan has a bottle of ketchup in her hand. She shakes it up, opens it, and sprays Molly's dress with the ketchup.
Molly: AHHHH! What the....YOU?!!
Megan backs up to where Malcolm is standing.
Malcolm: oh boy.....
Bill has now recovered a little bit.
Bill(to some of his friends): GET ALL FOUR OF THEM!!!
Molly's friends: We'll help!
Chris: What now?!
Malcolm: RUN!!!
Malcolm, Reese, Chris, and Megan start running down the street. Bill's friends and Molly' friends are chasing them. In all, there are twenty people on their ass.
Meanwhile, at the middle school...
Brian is joking around with his class. He has now lightened up to them and is enjoying his job.
Brian: Alright, we have to continue the lesson from yesterday with...
Intercom: Will Mr.Brian please come to the principal's office right now?
Brian: Huh. Ok, Ill go check on that. While Im gone, Dewey is in charge.
Brian goes out and down the hall to Principal Forkoner's office. He knocks on the door.
P.Forkoner: Come IN!!!
Brian goes in. As soon as Forkoner sees Brian, Forkoner's face get red.
P.Forkoner: YOU!!!!
Brian: What is it?
P.Forkoner: What WERE you THINKING?!
Brian: Huh?
P.Forkoner: THESE!(he has the graded papers in his hand.) YOU gave THESE ALL A'S!!!
Brian(in his head): oh crap...
P.Forkoner: If the SCHOOL BOARD knows I HIRE dishonest TEACHERS, my ASS is GRASS!!!
Brian: Sorry...
P.Forkoner: SORRY?! IM gonna KILL YOU!!
Brian bolts out of the office and back to his classroom. He runs inside and closes and locks the door.
Brian: That was close! Dewey, we have to get out of here NOW!
Dewey: Why? Whats going o..
All of a sudden, the door is broken down. P.Forkoner is standing there, red in the face and foaming at the mouth. He is holding a chair in his hands.
P.Forkoner: You CANT ESCAPE!
He starts to chase Brian around the classroom, swinging the chair and barely missing Brian and students in the class. Forkoner then backs Brian into a corner with no escape.
Brian: Oh no...
P.Forkoner: Take THIS!
He raises the chair, but all of a sudden, he is hit in the head and falls down to the floor. Dewey is standing there with a heavy book.
Dewey: That felt good! I never liked him.
Brian: Thanks Dewey. Now we have to get outta here. uh..class dismissed!
Brian and Dewey bolt out of the class room and out to the car. Forkoner starts to recover. He is now extremely pissed.
P.Forkoner: I NEVER LOOSE!!!
At the Wilkerson house...
Lois W. and Lois G. are sitting apart from each other in the living room. Lois W. checks her watch.
Lois W: Almost time for the art competition. You ready to be beat?
Lois G: PLEASE! Im going to be number one!
They both head outside. Lois W. gets in her car. Lois G. gets Stewie and they get inside a taxi she ordered. They head off to the city auditorium.
At the auditorium...
Everyone is set up inside. there are about twenty competitors, including Lois W. and Lois G. They are all sitting at their paint stands with their paint and brushes.
Announcer: Hello and welcome to the 2nd annual art competition! Today, out of all the paintings, our judges will pick the three best! But watch out! Two paintings will be selected as the worst! Good luck and you may begin!
Everyone starts to paint. Lois W. and Lois G. are painting vigourisly. They also are throwing each other glares. Stewie is watching his mother paint.
Stewie: What the deuce is that supposed to be?
Lois G: A mountain, sweeite.
Stewie: Really? I thought it was a turd. Oh yeah! I went there!
30 minutes later...
The painting has stopped and all the paintings are on a stage. The spectators and painters are all in a crowd below the stage. Lois W. and Lois G. are standing next to each other.
Lois W: Ready to be beat by number one?
Lois G: PLEASE! Youll be number two..no...THREE!
Announcer: Its over and the judges have picked their favorites! Now, when I call your name, please come up here and stand next to your painting. Third place is....Terry Overwood!(she goes up there to hers.) Second place is...Brad Brooks!(he goes to his). And first place goes to...ANNA PLAKER!
Anna runs to hers. Lois W. and Lois G. are standing there dumbfounded. They cant believe neither one of them won.
Announcer: Thats not it! Now for the two poopers of the competition... Lois Griffin and Lois Wilkerson!
As they go up to the stage, people lauge and yell stuff at them. Both of them are really mad. The announcer gives the other three painters blue ribbons, but when he gets to them, he gives them both brown ribbons that say,"better luck next time!"
Announcer: Sorry! HAHHAA!!
Lois W. and Lois G. look at each other for a second. But instead of a glare, they give each other a sly grin. They walk over to the other paintings, which are lined up on the stage like dominoes. Lois W. and Lois G. give each other a nod and push the first painting down. It goes like a chain reaction, knocking the others down along with it.
Announcer: What the...? What the heck are you two thinking?! Guards, kick them out!
Two security guards walk over and take them to the door and throw them out of the auditorium.
Lois G: That didn't go like I thought.
Lois W: Yeah...
They both stand there a second, looking down.
Lois W: Look, Im sorry for the way Ive been acting the whole time you have been here.
Lois G: Dont apologize. I acted like a bitch.
Lois W: I guess I did, too.
Lois G: Yeah....
They stand there. Stewie is looking back and forth.
Stewie: Soo....are you two gonna make out now?
Lois W: Come on. Lets get back to the house. We'll take my car.
Lois G: Alright.
They both get in the Wilkersons car and drive to the house.
Meanwhile, on the street near the house...
Malcolm, Reese, Chris, and Megan are still running down the road. The group of twenty people are just a little ways behind them.
Malcolm: We are almost home!!!!
Just when they get to the house, Brian and Dewey drive up. So do Lois W., Lois G., and Stewie.
Lois W: What are all you kid doing home?
Malcolm: GET IN THE HOUSE NOW!!!
They see the group, now just down the street, and all of them rush inside the house and lock the door. Once inside, Reese looks out the windows.
Reese: HA! Suckers!
Malcolm: I wouldn't celebrate now! This isn't over yet!
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END of part 10. Hope you all enjoyed it! I have to admit this is probably my favorite part yet! Even though it took three trys to post it! Anyway, please leave a REPLY! Part 11 will be out soon!

vinnymonster
Jan 8, 2006, 10:34 PM
As usual, you've delivered another slice of humerous mayhem, keep it up :D

han_keep_smilin
Jan 10, 2006, 01:55 PM
This one is great i love it! you have taken loads of effot on this and i appreceate it:)

tony_montana
Jan 10, 2006, 10:35 PM
Thanks for the nice replys, you guys! :D Part 11 will be out shortly. I am trying to think on how it should progress. Also, I just want to inform you that I will be ending the series soon. In fact, there are only about two more chapters left. Hope everyone likes them!

Today's Russian phrase:
Hello-Zdrastvuytye

simon_4420
Jan 13, 2006, 06:06 PM
hey Tony, definatly my favourite part so far. Can't wait til part 11:D

tony_montana
Jan 25, 2006, 01:24 AM
NOTE* Sorry for the two week long haitus, but after learning of MITM's cancellation I kinda didn't want to finish the story. But then I decided that would be kinda crappy of me and I have come to terms with the show ending, so I feel I can write this now. I dedicate this part(and the whole fic) to the cast/crew of MITM. Thanks for all the laughs, guys and gals. God bless.:)
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It was Friday afternoon at the Wilkerson household. The friends of Bill and Molly(see last chapter) were still lounging around the house, waiting for any of it's inhabitants to show their faces. The friends totalled 20 people. The Wilkersons and Griffins were pacing around inside the house, thinking of what to do.
Reese: At least my apprentice whipped Bill's sorry ass!
Lois W: Reese, don't use that language! And thanks to you teaching Chris how to fight, we are now under seige!
Reese(gets that dumb look): Cool, a seige!
Malcolm: Reese, you are so friggen stupid!(to camera)We have been stuck in here all morning and afternoon! We can't go outside or anything!
Brian: Well, what you guys did can't be as bad as what I did at the middle school.
Lois W: What do you mean?
Brian: Well.......(tells story of fighting Mr.Forkoner)
Reese:....wow! You rock!
Lois W: Dewey! You hit your principal in the head with a book?! A book?!
Dewey: He was trying to hurt us..well, him(points to Brian)
Lois W: We'll talk about this later, young man!
Peter: I wish I could go back in time and beat up my school principal.
Lois W(rolls eyes): Well, at least we are all here and we......(her mouth comes open) oh no...HAL!
Malcolm: Oh crap! I forgot about dad!
Lois W: How will he get in the house when he gets home from work?!
Malcolm: I don't know!
LATER...
Hal is driving to the house. He has a smile on his face, but he pulls on their street and sees all the people standing around the house.
Hal: What the..?
Hal pulls the car over to a clump of trees and gets out. He hides behind a large tree and takes out his cell phone. He calls the house.
Lois W: Hello?
Hal: Lois, who are all those people?
Lois W: Oh, Hal! It's you. Listen, you can't come in the house.
Hal: What?! Why?
Lois W: It's a long story. But you can't get in.
Hal: But I have to get in the house! 24 starts it's new season tonight! I want to know what is going on with Jack!
Lois W: Oh for..! Go to a motel!
Hal:...What if they don't have the channel?
Lois W: My goodness...Hal, here's Peter.
Peter gets on the phone.
Peter: Hal, I have an idea! Go to the house across the street from this one. That is where Quagmire is staying. He probably has a tv you can use!
Hal: Thanks!
Hal hangs up and gets back in the car. He drives to the house directly across the street from his. He goes to the front door and knocks. Quagmire comes to the door with the two girls in tow.
Quagmire: Hey! Your Hal, aren't you?
Hal: Uh, yeah. Peter said you would let me stay here.
Quagmire: I guess you can. Come in!
Hal goes in and closes the door.
Hal: The real reason I want to stay here is..well...I want to watch the season premiere of 24.
Quagmire: What about your family and friends over there? Aren't you going to help them out?
Hal kinda stands there and thinks.
Hal: Your right! I have to help them. But how?
Hal then gets an idea.
Hal: Does this house have a large basement?
Quagmire: Yeah.
Hal: And you have a pickax dont you?
Quagmire: Yeah. What are you planning?
Hal: Im planning the best plan ever!
Back at the Wilkerson house...
The crowd have started to throw rocks at the windows.
Lois W: I swear if they brake the windows Ill call all their parents!
Lois G: That's not a very good plan.
Peter: Why don't we just shoot them?
Lois G. punches him in the arm.
Peter: What was that for?!
Lois G: We can't shoot kids!
Stewie: If I still had my mind control gun, this would be over by now.
Reese: Hey! Mind control! That gives me an idea!
Malcolm: What?
Reese: Ill open the window and then Ill get the crowds attention and then Ill HYPNOTIZE them! Sweet plan, huh?!
The others all roll their eyes, except Peter.
Peter: That's.....brilliant!
Malcolm: No it's not! It's stupid!
Reese: Your just jealous of my awesome powers!
Lois W: Reese, shut up!
The phone rings and Chris gets it. He then gives the phone to Lois W.
Chris: It's the American Red Cross.
Lois W: Hello? Yes, it's the Wilkerson house. Yes. What?....Ok, that's good news! Thank you!
She hangs the phone up and looks at everyone.
Lois W: They said that you could all go home!
The Griffins give a sigh of relief.
Brian: It has been an eventful time, to say the least.
Peter: Yep! Like the other day when Hal and I got drunk! Heehahehahaahahaha(this is his stupid trademark laugh).
Lois G: But we have to get out of the house first. How do we do that? Hey, Malcolm, you are your family's genius. Do you have any ideas?
Malcolm: Umm.....no.
Lois G: Great.
Stewie: I have an idea! But Im going to need some useless metal laying here in the house and Ill need Malcolm' help.
Malcolm: What are we doing?
Stewie: Youll see! Now collect some metal!
Malcolm(to camera): I can't believe I am following the orders of a baby! How crappier can you get?
Meanwhile, at the semiQuagmire house...
Hal is in the basement with a pickax. He spits on his hands and gets ready.
Hal: Alright! Here we go!
Hal starts to break the cement floor. It is clear now that he is trying to build an underground tunnel.(From now on when Hal is shown, the Great Escape music plays.)
Back at the Wilkerson house...
Metal is laying in the living room. The metal consist of forks and spoons, metal toys, useless metal stuff, and so on.
Stewie: This will work fine!
Dewey: But do we have to mess up MY toys?
Reese: Yeah. Since your the youngest, your stuff doesn't matter as much. So HAHA!
Lois W. slaps his head.
Lois W: Don't make fun of your brother. Now Stewie, I still don't understand what your going to do.
Stewie: Woman, Malcolm and I are going to use this metal and build a small driling machine! We shall drill underground a little and then get outside to the car. We will then pile in and escape to the airport.
Brian:...I don't know if that will work.
Stewie: Of course it will! Now here are the plans(the plans are on a white paper drawn in crayon.)
Malcolm: So we just build it like on here?
Stewie: Yep! Now let's get to it!
Stewie has a weilding kit he found in the garage and starts melting some of the metal to parts. Malcolm is following the plan and putting the stuff together.
Stewie: This won't take too long, so I suggest that everyone in my family pack up and get ready to go!
At the semiQuagmire house...
(remember, Great Escape music playing) Hal has dug a small hole and is standing in it. While slamming the pick down, he hits a blue thing.
Hal: What's that?
He looks closer and sees it is a water pipe. All of a sudden, the water explodes out of the small hole and the pipe bursts apart. Water is shooting right into Hal's face.
Hal: AGHHHGHHHHHHH!!!!
Back at the Wilkerson house...
Brian is getting his things in his bag. Reese and Dewey are there.
Dewey: So you guys are leaving?
Brian: IF we get out of this house alive, then yes.
Reese and Dewey kinda tilt their heads.
Reese: That sucks.
Dewey: yeah. You kick ass, Mr.Brian.
Brian(smiles): Thanks guys. That means alot. And Dewey, thank you for saving my skin at the middle school. Your principal would have killed me!
They laugh.
Meanwhile, Lois G. and Peter are packing too. Lois W. is helping them.
Lois W: Im really glad I let you guys stay here.
Lois G: Us too. Ill never forget it.
Lois W: Thank you.(she shakes Lois G's hand.)
Peter: I just wish Hal were here.
Stewie(yelling): It's finished! Come on, were getting outta here!
Everyone goes to the living room. Malcolm and Stewie are standing there with the drill machine.
Malcolm: I hope it works.
Stewie: If you followed my plan, it should. Were gonna drill through the garage. Come on!
They all head out there. Megan is walking beside Malcolm.
Megan: You think it will work?
Malcolm: I hope. I mainly built the damn thing.
Megan: Well, if this doesn't work and we end up dying somehow....(she kisses Malcolm on the lips, tounge and all.)
Malcolm is standing there with that look on his face.
Malcolm(to camera): Wow! I wish I had more life and death situations with her more often!
Meanwhile, at the semiQuagmire house...
(Great Escape music) Hal has managed to get underground and has dug a small portion of the tunnel. He lying flat on his stomach and is trying to pick in front of himself.
Hal: Lois! Im...'cough' coming!!!
Hal keeps picking, little by little
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NOTE* Hope everyone liked it! This is one of my favs so far. Part 12 will be the final part. I just hope everyone has really liked the story. I have had loads of fun writing it! Sorry if the fic got a little sentimental right there with the goodbyes. Anyway, please read AND REPLY! And once again, this part and the whole fic is dedicated to the cast/crew of MITM. You guys always have and always will rock! :D

Amigo22
Jan 25, 2006, 02:13 AM
You should have been part of the MITM episode writing crew, Tony. Your story is great, and would have made a great plot for an MITM movie. Excellent work :D

han_keep_smilin
Jan 25, 2006, 12:15 PM
You should have been part of the MITM episode writing crew, Tony. :D
yes! it great you should make money out of it!

yet again another exiting script
it just gets better and better!!:D

NeCoHo
Jan 25, 2006, 08:38 PM
All of these threads were merged togeather to clean up the forums. It's looks more like a continuation and less of 11 compleatly different things. Enjoy! :)

vinnymonster
Jan 28, 2006, 12:08 AM
Well worth the wait, I could see Hal digging the tunnel, and hear the msic too.

Can't wait for #12 :D

reese35
Jan 28, 2006, 10:15 AM
This is great work! What more can I say? And kudos to Justin for merging them together so I can enjoy this in it's entirety. Can't wait for 12!